Roliga Out Of Office autosvar
Idag är sista arbetsdagen innan semestern. Borde fixa ett autosvar till jobb-mailen. Kanske någon av följande :)
1- I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
2- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3- Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
4- I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5- I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’.
6- The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7- Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8- Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
9- I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
10- Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
